Civit Duty Coffee is a specialty brand of coffee that includes partially digested coffee cherries, eaten and defecated by a variety of hosts, from celebrities to entire counties of deceived voters. We are pleased to launch our brand with six very unique blends, with plans to expand our coffee portfolio this Fall when more hosts are identified. Civit Duty Coffee adheres to a philosophy based on innovation and social responsibility.



Foreign and regulated with flavor notes of ?, ??, ??? and non-shithole country.


Britney Spears

Femmes and fatales with flavor notes of whisper, abs, blonde, and it’s Britney, bitch.



Wrought and ebullient with flavor notes of seasoned, stewed, traditional, gifts, expectations and emotions.


Bladen County, North Carolina

Absent and fraudulent with flavor notes of coast, plains, ballots, and get out the vote.

The Fool

Edges and beginnings with flavor notes of zero, air, rose, abandon, faith and folly.


Trump Tower

Private and political with flavor notes of glass, concrete, taco bowl, unpaid labor, and organized crime.